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100 of the Creepiest Posts
Have you ever stumbled on a creepy/strange or just plain scary post? Do you think it deserves recognition for such an honor? Then let me know! I want this list to contain 100 of the oddest posts ever, the only loophole? They have to be related to the site somehow. If you have a post that should be up here, then leave a comment for me.



Once we have a list of 100 posts, all of the houses will receive 100 points!

1. "lol yeah. s'not funny. *Caresses Dillian plushy* Its okay...It's okay... everything will be all better..."
   
   ~LeReina Queen, defending Dillian from my teasing
   
   
   
   
2. "Yes, YAY! FOR! FUN!
   
   
   
   Because hugs make chemicals come out of your brain and make you feel warm and fuzzy. I swear to god I didn't slip you anything in your drink!"
   
   ~Eli Moon, 'bumping' the boards
   
   
   
   
3. "*sigh* Slytherins=Sexy=Strippers=Naked"
   
   ~Eli Moon, trying to convince the worls that we need more Slytherins.
   
   
   
   
4. "And I couldn't let her go around spreading that kind of nonsense. It's bad for my rep." he explained. "So it's really thanks to her. But I'm thinking... what can I do to completely prove her wrong? I mean... I've already blown up a sock in front of her face today... if that's not good enough... it was time to pull out the big guns, you know? So I'm thinking... wow does everyone look great tonight... and there's Eli with his belly button ring... and it just hit me. And God was it a beautiful stunt."
   
   ~Devon Lynch, explaining his beautiful prank at the ball
   
   
   
   
5. "Tuesday," she answered promptly. "Tuesday Hargreaves. Do you exist?"
   
   ~Tuesday Hargreaves, introducing herself
   
   
   
   
6. "Oh Hermione, it was horrible," Eli whined when the girl asked the question. "I was naked in a Great Hall filled with hot students, with vanilla ice cream all over me, and there was no one to lick it off!" Eli got out of his seat and crawled over to his friend mournfully. "It was so tragic."
   
   
   
   What Eli was even more famous for than his mischief making and streaking, was his sexual activity. He would probably have every student at Hogwarts by the end of the year, at the rate he was going. He pawed at Hermione's feet and gave her a sad puppy dog face.
   
   
   
   "If I were naked and had vanilla ice cream all over me, you'd lick it off me? Wouldn't you Hermione?"
   
   ~Eli Moon, discussing a dream
   
   
   
   
7. "Snape has me in for detention on Saturday, the right old bastard. You'll be around right? Just in case he tries to molest me while we're alone...I'll need a hero."
   
   ~Take a guess, writing a note to Harry
   
   
   
   
8. Devon moseyed down the corridor toward the girl's bathroom with an over-confident gait.
   
   ~Devon Lynch, going to the girls bathroom
   
   
   
   
9. "We get a couch because sometimes the pain gets too much and we have to--" LaReina began to fan herself. "We have to lie down." She looked at him seriously. "And it is also a wonderful way to get out of class. I found out today that Professor Binns can infact blush as a ghost. It just covers his whole body..." she trailed off and wiggled in her seat on her legs trying to make herself comfortable. "Your legs are not comfy." She told him.
   
   ~LaReina Queen, ???
   
   
   
   
10. Alice screamed as he climaxed inside her. You could hear the crows fly off the building and go off into the sky from being startled.
    
    ~Alice Parker, have a liasion with a certian Ravenclaw
    
    
    
    
11. Gin, you've got a good thing going on here---Don't mess it up.
    
    
    
    Going paid will just add more problems, you'll have to learn how all of the Templates and how the things are put together and which bits of code are vital and which are not... AKA, too much work.
    
    ~Dillian McDaughs, actually providing me with sound advice, he was obviously sick.
    
    
    
    
12. Dillian stood there shakily, trying to figure out what the heck he should do now that he realized that he was wearing a thong.
    
    ~Dillian McDaughs, drunk off his ass
    
    
    
    
13. "If chocolate were a woman, she'd be perfect...I would swoon and worship at her feet."
    
    ~George Weasley, describing his ideal women
    
    
    
    
14. "The..." he frowned, spitting out the words distastefully, "'hair ball yumminess' is called a trichobezoar, and is found in humans with a penchant for chewing on their hair."
    
    ~Severus "Snapie Poo" Snape, While talking about Bezoars
    
    
    
    
15. "Yes. We poke nudies with spatulas....that's why this site is so incredibly wonderful."
    
    ~Fred Weasley, talking about somthing...
    
    
    
    
16. "Me on a tour bus in Germany looking out window + naked people by the Rhine = awkward
    
    Me + lockerroom naked = perfectly fine
    
    Me + homealone + naked = fun
    
    Me + someone else + naked = awkward.
    
    Me + DDR + naked = REALLY AWKWARD"
    
    ~Yllys Willow, ??
    
    
    
    
17. "You never know....she once stripped me down and tried to offer me as a live sacrifice to her pagan gods...I don't think that qualifies her as the blair witch though...just a little special. We don't talk about her much."
    
    ~Fred Weasley,Talking about his Grandmother...
    
    
    
    
18. "..your grandma stripped you?
    
    
    
    Did someone film it?
    
    
    
    (can I watch it?)
    
    ((I don't really like grandma porn...you believe me right?....right?)"
    
    ~Amelie Belletep, Talking about Fred's Grandma-porn
    
    
    
    
19. "She did. She set the camera up on a tripod on the corner and watched me struggle against my binds while she ate her cookies and chuckled crumbs everywhere.
    
    No, you can't watch it. Her elbow takes up half the lense anyways."
    
    ~Fred Weasley, Elaboratng on Amelie's thoughts
    
    
    
    
20. "Why do people keep shaggin him anyways? Are they that desperate?"
    
    ~Bella Mackenzie, talking about Hogwarts's favorite flirt
    
    
    
    
21. You're welcome in my hot tub any time, McDaughs. *Wiggles eyebrows*
    
    ~Severus Snape, coming onto the flirt we all know and love.
    
    
    
    
22. "You would be the star, Dilly. I can see it now- Hot young Dillian walking through the dungeons at night and BAM! Greasy old Snape turns up out of no where. You exchange some witty banter, then you have hot raunchy sex on the floor."
    
    ~Shawnell Drizzet, Discussing the Dillian/Snape porno
    
    
    
    
23. Besides, maybe he could swipe that potions book that he had his eyes on, it was full of all sorts of illegal potions, It was definitely something Dillian needed, one of the potions was supposedly able to make things bigger. Not that Dillian was self-conscious about such things at all, nope. Not him.
    
    ~Dillian McDaughs, ????
    
    
    
    
24. ohh my two fetishes Snape and nurse uniforms...mmmmmmmmmmm.
    
    ~Sierra Black, reflecting on a disturbing image.
    
    
    
    
25. "Oh what a thought, she didn't need to think about some of her exes nibbling on her boyfriends ear. Actually that was just a disturbing thought that she never wished to imagine ever again."
    
    ~Amelie Bellstep, Thinking about her exes nibbling on her boyfriends ear...
    
    
    
    
26. "Typical Mel, you just blend right in! her mind told her with fake enthusiasm. "Shut up" she whispered to herself quietly. But her mind did have a point. She was sitting on the floor in the corner of the common room with her sketch pad and colored pencils, and she had watched the seventh year slytherin come in. "
    
    ~Melinda Sordino, ???
    
    
    
    
27. "Hehe, I know---Isn't that quaint?
    
    
    
    Let's face it, nobody can resist me---not even the potions master."
    
    ~Dillian McDaughs, Dillian being Dillian
    
    
    
    
28. They of course were pigs. As Noah was not at all a pig. Which in fact made Amelie very relieved that what they had was in fact not bestiality.
    
    ~Amelie Bellstep, relieved that she wasn't dating a farm animal.
    
    
    
    
29. "No sex or sex related thoughts?" Dillian let out a low whistle. "Damn." Dillian wouldn't be able to do such a thing; he'd have withdrawal and die. Simple as that, though he was pretty sure there was a twelve step program for people with his problem.
    
    ~Dillian McDaughs, talking about Sex-aholics Anonymous.
    
    
    
    
30. >>; -grumble grumble-
    
    -drops to knees- -crosses arms subbornly- Why does this seem so damn wrong...?
    
    ~Shawnell Drizzet, getting on her knees for McDaughs
    
    
    
    
31. "Yes, Professor Snape." she replied when he had corrected her. But even with the wrath of Snape looming overhead, she couldn't resist the dirty thoughts that crept into her mind whenever he was around.Thats right daddy, I've been a naughty girl, and I deserve a spanking.Oh... not too hard. She returned to her seat and added the 1 tsp. of Vervain powder to her own potion smiling at the thought of being Snape's personal love slave.
    
    ~Lori Poxley, having dirty thoughts about Snape
    
    
    
    
32. "That place did not sound inviting and was certainly not a vacation spot. Unless you were Snape. Then it'd seem positivle blissful. She tried not to imagine Snapey in a pink bikini with sunglases, wandering about Azkaban happily with white zinc oxide on his nose. Oh why was that in her brain!?"
    
    ~Chloe Harker, Thinking about a vacation for Snapey
    
    
    
    
33. "I've been fine... I guess. Unlike Mr. Lucky infront of me, I still don't have a hord of guys in leather speedos dancing around me begging to me my love slaves. I rather them be wearing pants... but... yeah."
    
    ~Rhoda Karambelas, Talking about men in Speedo's
    
    
    
    
34. "That's right. Elijah to the rescue. I refuse to wear the tights, though."
    
    ~Elijah Carren, To the rescue!
    
    
    
    
35. "Starting 35 cats on fire and launching them from catipults at those Damn Mexicans.......... How Dare I
    
    
    
    No offence to any mexican peoples....... "
    
    ~Shawnell Drizzet, the master plan
    
    
    
    
36. "Grrr. That's all I havta say is grr. I made that Dillian plushie from my lust, love, my blood, his blood and a tad of his semen (donated of course)... for MYSELF. It is tied to me. It Castrates anyone else who has it... *evil grin*"
    
    -LaReina Queen, The Queen has returned
    
    
    
    
37. "He remembered the break up even better than she did. Everytime he saw a flash of honey brown hair the memories flashed in his eyes. Her avoidance, her yelling, his anger. He was so terribly angry that he had visions of bashing her head in for months later and wanked himself raw because of them. Just the thought of the memory made him flush a little more and imagine bashing that pretty little head across the telescope a couple more times until her head bled. 'Stop it! You're going to get aroused if you keep thinking like this..."
    
    -Dezso Acerbi,reminiscing upon a previous breakup.
    
    
    
    
38. *imagines Noah in superman suit...Heath Ledger in superman suit...Heath ledger with no clothes dipped in chocolate. Mmmm*
    
    
    
    *snaps from daydream* Hmm?
    
    Chloe Harker, daydreaming.
    
    
    
    
39. I was raised to be your sex slave! I swear! Crucio me and I'll have an orgasm...
    
    Dezso Acerbi, tempting the Dark Lord.
    
    
    
    
40. "Elijah: My body, because we both like when you abuse it.
    
    Des: My mannerisms, because we're both so much alike
    
    Jes: My nakedness...enough said
    
    Voldie: My mind, because he gives me chocolate
    
    Ginny: My soul. She owns my soul. In fact, she owns all of our souls."
    
    ~Eli Moon, Dividing his body among members of the site
    
    
    
    
41. "I already have one.
    
    
    
    I have one of you as well. And I have your hair from that time I stole it in the bathroom, and then it's sewn into my plushie so when I do this:
    
    
    
    *pokes pin Voldie's left buttcheek*
    
    
    
    It hurts you."
    
    ~Eli Moon, making VooDeeDoo dolls of the Dark Lord
    
    
    
    
42. Blaisey-waisey,
    
    I want your baby,
    
    Blaisey-waisey,
    
    Give one to me.
    
    
    
    Blaisey-waisey,
    
    I'll spend all daysie
    
    Blaisey-waisey,
    
    loving the child i'll raisey.
    
    
    
    Blaisey-waisey,
    
    It's gettin' all hazie
    
    Blaisey-waisey,
    
    Cuz you knocked me out for rhyming your name so much and putting it in a dumb little poem.
    
    I still want your baby though.
    
    ---
    
    'Lijah-wijah,
    
    you get me hijah,
    
    'Lijah-wijah,
    
    with all that you do.
    
    
    
    'Lijah-wijah,
    
    go ahead and tiejah,
    
    'Lijah-wijah,
    
    with a handcuff or two.
    
    
    
    'Lijah-wijah,
    
    Take me for a ride-ah
    
    'Lijah-wijah,
    
    Get the whipped cream there, yup, and there's the whip, um, and the gag is overr there.
    
    Let's get it on.
    
    *covers everyone's eyes so they can't see the dirty deed*
    
    
    
    Signed: Eli Moon
    
    
    
    ~Eli Moon, a poet if there ever was one
    
    
    
    
43. I have returned from my quest for food victorious! *does the victory dance*
    
    
    
    -You have obtained victory boiling water x1!
    
    -You have obtained victory oatmeal packet x2!
    
    -You have obtained victory orange slice x8!
    
    -You have obtained victory weird stares x___!
    
    ~Adrie Vaughn, food victorious.
    
    
    
    
44. Amelie could think of several scandalatious scenarios with Bennie and Pomfrey. Including one with her tying him up with bandages and dominating him. Or another one including a ghost.
    
    ~Amelie Bellstep, conducting Bennie/Pomfrey ships.
    
    
    
    
45. "Yeah, this one time I went to a zoo and a monkey some how got into the ape cage and annoyed an ape and then the ape grabbed the monkey by the balls and whiped it around and threw it. I never knew that a monky could scream at such a high pitch....The moral of this story, don't annoy apes unless you want to lose your balls, unless your a lady......"
    
    ~Shawn Deschain, talking about some poor monkey...